Ten Signs You’re Obsessed With The Real Housewives of New Jersey

Huge fan of Real Housewives of New Jersey? Here are ten signs you may be obsessed with the show…

10. You prefer to think of former housewife Danielle Staub by her lesser known alias Beverly Merrill, who comes along with an adorning mugshot: 

9. Rather than telling your significant other they’re attractive, you tell them they’re so juicy!

8. You constantly think of what’s going on with Grandma Wrinkles

7. Every time you see this face you can’t help but remember when she yelled out “Stay in the positive, bitch!” 

6. You know who the important Kims are- and we’re not talking Kardashian or Kim Jong Un- we’re talking Kim G and Kim D!

5. You still wonder if Andy Cohen had physical damage after this altercation

4. You’re known to say “love love love” and “fabulicious” in every day conversation

3. You play the ham game frequently 

2. When you hear Rosie, you don’t think O’Donnell- you think Pierri

1. Last but not least you’re well known for throwing tables, especially when a dinner party involves a prostitution whore

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