Tom Schwartz- Kristen Has A Split Personality Syndrome
Last night’s episode of Vanderpump Rules was explosive. Cast member Tom Schwartz has taken to his Bravo blog to express his thoughts on it. What did he have to say?
Schwartz wrote, “Kristen’s attempt at being humorous while she’s knee deep in crazy with that girl is painful to watch. She’s like “We’re gonna need a whole bottle,” and says it as if she doesn’t want to cope with the situation at hand that SHE set up. It’s like a split personality syndrome.”
He continued, stating that, “I think Tom did the right thing in removing himself from the situation at SUR, his place of employment. You don’t want to cause a scene in one of Lisa’s restaurants. Take me, for example. It took so much courage for me to walk away in the middle of my bar shift at Pump and leave my comrades hanging (sarcasm–just in case it doesn’t read). So this girl making these bs claims shows up out of the blue?I I would have run for the hills. You never know what people are capable of and honestly I wouldn’t have waited around to see her intentions. After the failed confrontation, Scheana comes out and puts Kristen in her place. Kristen belligerently gets defensive and keeps saying, ‘Why are you making this my fault?’ to Scheana. Ahhhhh! Maybe because you instigated this whole situation and facilitated that girl’s confrontation.”
“Kristen went to great lengths to get in touch with this girl,” Schwartz continued, adding, “She was so excited about the prospect of trying to make Tom look bad, she was practically frothing at the mouth. With her sidekick sitting nearbye. Who would want to be a part of that scenario? You guys get a glimpse of the type of crap I had to live with for three years: Kristin going off the rails and not giving a sh– about anyone she is affecting around her. The fact that she’s in a public place and there are guests around, but she still doesn’t give a shite. This is my biggest beef with Kristen. When she has a problem, nothing else in the world matters, and she has ZERO consideration for those around her. You saw the way she made that scene in a public place, completely disrespecting Diana without any remorse. So dismissive of her manager while she smokes cigarettes and pounds wine. Her ability to disregard authority when she’s upset is unreal. I mean what a train wreck. It’s like a child who throws tantrums in a store when they don’t get something they want. I have a complex with people who have meltdowns and lose consideration for those around them. By all means, have a meltdown or two, but be considerate of your neighbors. She will have hissy fits with reckless abandon, then instead of taking responsibility, she’ll drop a cheesy quote like, ‘If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.’ When I’m pissed at her sometimes she’ll ask me, “What have I ever done to you?” Um, you kept me up all night, countless nights for years. I don’t hold a grudge, of course, but when I see her behave this way, those feelings of resentment resurface quickly. It is true that I have a very short fuse with Kristen and maybe sometimes it’s too harsh, but not in regards to this issue. She needs lessons in self awareness (I know, I know, I need lessons in not being a pussy). I had a goddamn flashback watching that episode.”
Schwartz then turned his focus on the girl Tom Sandoval allegedly slept with, writing, “Now this Miami girl seems strange, and I’m 90% sure she had a lobotomy at some point. Maybe she’s a droid? Also, she has so much Botox, she can barely emote. I wouldn’t talk shit about her personally, but she slandered my friend in the most trashy way. Trying to belittle my friend’s Chipotle-sized penis. She’s gotta be asking herself, what the hell was I thinking? You really have to wonder how someone can have such poor decision-making skills. What a waste of time and energy. All she did was succeed in making herself look like a stage four cling-on.”
Schwartz wrapped up with saying, ”
Even if these accusations were true, which they are NOT, I don’t understand her motives. We all had a good time together in Miami–drinks and laughs–but it was always innocent good fun. Not sure why she would make up these false claims then fly to L.A. to “confront” him. Some sort of ulterior motives at hand here. People’s logic is “Well, she wouldn’t fly all the way across the country if it wasn’t true.” What if it was true? Would that justify flying all try way across the country? What does she get out of it? What was her end goal or ideal outcome? Doesn’t she have a job, hobbies, things that keep her busy? I think the girl wanted to be on TV. There were crucial details to this story that didn’t make it into the episode, because they can only fit so much into each episode. She may be a perfect candidate for a “Bye Felicia.” I feel deeply for my good friend Sandoval. He was ambushed, and I think given the circumstances, he handled himself pretty damn well. Also, Ariana handled herself like a champ, too, and I was happy to see her put that girl in her place. She totally burned her, and that chick had no comeback. Nice comeback.”
We rarely take sides, but we 100% agree with Schwartz in this post.
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