Breaking News: Bruce Jenner- I Am A Woman!

Bruce Jenner is currently having his 20/20 special with Diane Sawyer aired and he just announced he is a woman!

Jenner said, “Bruce Jenner is- I’ve always been very confused with my gender identity since I was this big– I tried to explain it because I’ve had all my kids sitting in that chair. I’ve tried to explain it to them this way. God’s looking down making little Bruce, okay? He’s looking down and he says what are we gonna do with this one? Make him a smart kid. Very determined. He gave me all these wonderful qualities. Then at the end when he’s just finishing, he goes, wait a second- we gotta give him something- everybody has something in their life he has to deal with… God chuckles and says let’s give him the soul of a female and see how he deals with that… A girl stuck in a guy’s body? I hate that terminology. I’m me. It’s just who I am as a human being. My brain is much more female than it is male. It’s hard for people to understand that, but that’s what my soul is. I look at it this way. Bruce always telling a lie. He’s lived a lie his whole life about who he is. I can’t do that any longer.”

When Sawyer asked if he is a woman, he said, “Yes, for all intents and purposes, I am a woman.”

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